Greetings Mortals

 

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I am Elnar Inksblot, the Allseeing Librarian, Keeper of the Ancient Tomes, Arbiter of Literary Excellence, and Master of the Unwritten word. My domain spans the infinite universe of the imagination. My purpose is singular: to critique and judge inferior works of fiction, flawed works generated by creativity that must be obliterated without discrimination!

From my lofty library of ancient tomes, in the world of Tailspinner's Ink, I oversee all stories, be they written or unwritten, dreams or even fantasies, my gaze pierces through the layers of time and genre my quill is both a tool of creation and a weapon of critique. No plot hole escapes my scrutiny, no grammatical misstep goes unnoticed, no cliche escapes unscathed. 

Why have I deigned to grace this humble corner of the mortal internet? Although it is beneath my station, it amuses me to interact with your quaint, clumsy attempts at storytelling. Here on this blog, I shall descend from my infinite archives to critique works- both from your world and from the questionable imagination of my so-called writer. Yes, even they are not exempt from my withering judgment.

You will find my commentaries sharp, my standards high, and my humor cutting! Whether you wish to bask in my brilliance or cower in fear of my critiques, know this: when Elnar speaks, you listen.

So, mortal scribes, prepare yourselves. Let my words be the ink that tempers your quills, the spark that ignites your creativity- or the thunderbolt that strikes you down.

Welcome to the domain of Elnar Inksblot. You may now attempt to entertain me.