Thursday, January 23, 2025

Greetings Mortals

 

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Human artist images will be posted within the coming months

I am Elnar Inksblot, the Allseeing Librarian, Keeper of the Ancient Tomes, Arbiter of Literary Excellence, and Master of the Unwritten word. My domain spans the infinite universe of the imagination. My purpose is singular: to critique and judge inferior works of fiction, flawed works generated by creativity that must be obliterated without discrimination!

From my lofty library of ancient tomes, in the world of Tailspinner's Ink, I oversee all stories, be they written or unwritten, dreams or even fantasies, my gaze pierces through the layers of time and genre my quill is both a tool of creation and a weapon of critique. No plot hole escapes my scrutiny, no grammatical misstep goes unnoticed, no cliche escapes unscathed. 

Why have I deigned to grace this humble corner of the mortal internet? Although it is beneath my station, it amuses me to interact with your quaint, clumsy attempts at storytelling. Here on this blog, I shall descend from my infinite archives to critique works- both from your world and from the questionable imagination of my so-called writer. Yes, even they are not exempt from my withering judgment.

You will find my commentaries sharp, my standards high, and my humor cutting! Whether you wish to bask in my brilliance or cower in fear of my critiques, know this: when Elnar speaks, you listen.

So, mortal scribes, prepare yourselves. Let my words be the ink that tempers your quills, the spark that ignites your creativity- or the thunderbolt that strikes you down.

Welcome to the domain of Elnar Inksblot. You may now attempt to entertain me.


Saturday, January 18, 2025

Greetings fellow wanderers to the world of Talespinner’s Ink!



This image was created by D'Andre Clarke: artbydre@gmail.com
Images of Elon, Mythron, and Elnar the Allseeing Librarian are coming soon
Stay Tuned

I am Elon Quillspark, Inventor, Alchemist, lover of women… hang on, that is only in my imagination. A-hem! Welcome to a world of strange, unforeseen realms, where the most inspirational and epic stories are housed—stored here, in the vast expanse of my workshop. You’ll find tales from all corners of the cosmos, some so wild, even I can barely keep up.

Now, I must warn you, my Quillbots are zipping around somewhere, performing their mysterious tasks, and my Story Weavers—those little spider-like robots that scurry about weaving plotlines—may be roaming too. They are far more than meets the eye! You see, the secret sauce of these little critters lies in their ability to stitch stories seamlessly. When they finish, the reader never knows that anything has changed. Now, you might have heard them called "retcon devices," but I assure you, these aren’t the retconners you’re used to. My Story Weavers create magic, not meddle with continuity!

So, don't mind the clutter—I assure you, it's just my other robot, Scrap Field, clearing the way. It’s all part of the process here. As I tinker, twist, and turn, the story always moves forward, no matter how winding the path may be.

Oh! And you may have heard about my little accident with the Hall of Unspoken Whispers and the return of Elnar, the dark Librarian. No need to worry. I’m on it. But a word of caution, dear friends: when playing with stories, the lines between reality and narrative can get a little... blurry.

What’s that? You want to know more about my work and the tales I tinker with? Well, buckle up, because in Talespinner’s Ink, the adventure never stops! Whether I’m crafting magical tools, embarking on a new quest with my trusty companion Mythron (who’s definitely the brains of the operation, but don’t tell her I said that), or battling a corrupted character turned villain, there’s always something wild on the horizon.

Elon Quillspark
Curator of Stories (Accidentally)
Inventor, Alchemist, Storyteller, and Happy Catastrophe Enthusiast


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Thursday, January 9, 2025

A Brothers Betrayal

 I laid in bed as I dreamt. I saw him, in my dream I saw my brother telling the king that I, I betrayed the quest. Siding with the giant Who kidnapped the princess.  

“That’s not what Happened!” I Cried, but no one attended my cries. I was mute to them, As my brother became my demise. Then he appeared. Who I thought was just a storyteller, but he was more than that. What he really was I do not know. He pointed at me saying, “I have sent you a Griffin who will free you from the Giants.  

I woke up and after stealing the Giants sword and cutting off his head, I escaped under the cover of night. The Griffin was outside the Giants castle. He flew me to the kingdom of Lochlin to face my betrayer, My elder brother.  

I arrived in the morning; I took with me the Giants Great sword, to force my brother to face his doom!!! 

I arrived just in time before the princess was married off to my brother. Announcing that I had slain the Giant and my brother’s cowardess. My brother and the kings soldiers attacked and I valiantly fought them off. And when My sword was raised to take my vengeance on my brother the king cried, “Stop!”  

So I stopped with my sword over my brothers head.  

“Take heed young lad, I can see that you have killed the Giant saving my people from this terror, and that you were the true rescuer of the princess, For you heroism I will give you her hand in marriage, if you will let vengeance be mine on your brothers head. 

With that offer I conceded. Then I married the princess and the king ordered my brothers execution. We lived happily ever after. 


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Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Mage Slayer part 4: Battle for my Homeland

 Jack stood anger blazing in his eyes as he grabbed the spear off the ground, looking out he saw three giants attacking his village. One giant was armed with a large club, another threw human-sized spears at the screaming villagers, and the third tore down houses and stomped down the rubble. The giants were the size of five tall men, covered in leather armor. A woman in the distance screamed for someone to save her, Jack recognized her voice, "Mother!"

Launching himself forward Jack bellowed at the top of their lungs, like a Viking warrior leading the charge in battle, Jack got the attention of the giants, throwing the spear through the skull of the giant who threatened his mother, and the giant fell back dead. Looking at his childhood home Jack saw his mother, lying under rubble, as a wooden beam was stuck through her heart. Tears filled his eyes as a large hand smacked the back of his head, "Where were you!"

Jack turned seeing his father, or at least the man who said he was his father, fear, anger, and grief mixed in the depths of his soul as his hand rose, slugging the man in the jaw, as one of the giants yelled out in mourning of the giant Jack had killed moments before. The old farmer fell backward into the dirt. Jack stood over him eyes narrow, "Don't talk to me, old man."

Looking up at his destiny, the boy yelled in reply to the abominable creatures who deserved to die. Looking around for a weapon, Jack spotted a pickaxe as the giant wielding the club charged forward, Jack ran, dropping to one side, he rolled, grasping the pickaxe. He threw his momentum forward, as the pickaxe landed in the giants foot. Before the giant could react to the pain, Jack yanked the weapon out of its foot and into the creature's knee. The giant fell back, crying out, and a spear landed next to the boy. he looked up, Finished the creature first then got the other one. Jack launched himself forward, stabbing the pickaxe into the giant's chest. Jack looked up and saw the giant launching another spear at him, leaning back, he dodged the spear. Jack grabbed the spear the other giant had just threw, and launched it at him, the spear missed, Jack yanked the pickaxe out of the dead giant's carcass and jumped at the giant, landing the weapon in the giant's knee, he fell backward. Pulling his weapon out of the creatures knee, the giant yelled, "Please end it!"

Jack looked up, "You speak?"

The giant roared, and it was evident that the creature had no more speech left in him. So Jack took the Giants spear and stabbed it in the heart, granting it a merciful end.

Off in the distance, the man of shadows stood on the mountain watching the battle transpire, smiling he turned to the realm of darkness were the king of giants resides. 

"You said that the humans are too weak to fight my soldiers, but that one warrior just killed three of my men." The Giant king said, his nostrils flared as he stepped out of the shadows, "Do you know what he will do to you if you fail too often?"

The shrimp like man of shadows shuddered as the king leaned closer, "Do you remember what he did to her last time?"

"Don't speak to me of failures, when you have a deeper ledger than I." the shadowy man countered, "It was your men who were too weak to face a farmer's son..."

"That is no mere farm boy!" The king said.

"I mean an unskilled human, I meant no disrespect your greatness." The man said, while giving a mock curtsy, "The fact is that your men failed, ooonnnly because they did not listen to my strategy."

"Had they listened they could have avoided failure?" The Giant king said, completing the man of shadows thought.

"Of course." the man said.

From the darkness a deep menacing voice exclaimed, "Excuses are for the weak, failure is only shame, end this discussion now and you shall live again."

The Giant king and man of shadows shivered in fear, bowing low with his face on the ground the little king said, "Master, what are your orders?"

A hand launched from the shadows, that dwarfed the giant in sheer size as it pointed to the portal, "Send your forces to Camelot, We have been hiding for long enough, It is time that the golden age of this kingdom comes to an end, I must feast on dead souls once again."

The man of shadows shrieked back in fear as he bowed low, "Yes my lord, I shall tell Morgana to take her new pet to the peaks..."

The finger bent back pointing at the man making him squeak in terror. 

The voice commanded, "Noooooooo, bring me the boy, I must see him for myself."

"Sire, the boy is not ready, he has only been initiated in the first phase of magehood..."

The voice interrupted, "End your excuses, I will see him and if he lives he shall be my vessel to rule the world of man from the throne of chaos."

Bowing low the man gulped, "As you wish my liege."

While still bowed the man left through the portal.

The Giant slowly rose from the ground, "Master, I do not believe that I have enough giant soldiers to win a battle against the humans, with your permission, and honor, will you allow for me and my men to  bring humans so they can be cleansed by the, The Balor?" his voice cracked as he gulped, memories from his unpleasant turning momentarily rose to the surface. 

The voice hummed for a moment, "Go."

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Sunday, January 5, 2025

New Logo

So I was able to work with a very talented artist named D'andre Clark artbydre138@gmail.com is his email if you ever wish to use his services. But this is the finalized version of this by D'andre 
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Image credit: D'andre, Copyright Dustin Cooley, all rights reserved ©


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Confessions of a Time Traveling Serial Killer

              This image was created by D'Andre Clarke: artbydre@gmail.com Greetings, mortals, and welcome to my humble abode. In this l...